glog

this is a hot video and i love inguinal lymph nodes they’re cool

mine hurt right now 

bluethong:

yael gets really mad at me because i dont like mayo

this made me even more mad because michelle just thinks this is  A JOKE 

Can somebody make a chopped and screwed DDR mixtape already? like it’s 2013

red and blue lights - E-40

wish i had the time to screenshot every single thing my boyfriend says

wish i had the time to screenshot every single thing my boyfriend says

Watching You Do Things by Kate Bush

my favorite noise to hear is people doing drunk karaoke to like a prayer

“WE THINK WE ARE ALL GOING TOTALLY NUTS. EVERYTHING IS FUNNY BUT NOTHING IS FUN.”

OMG i just remembered “you smell like 100 dead fish from Paterson”

pretty flacko

pretty flacko

pussyharvest:

ONCE A YEAR, I CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN AND SCREAM: “WHY DO PEOPLE FUCK WITH EMINEM SERIOUSLY AND LEGITIMATELY?”

i can literally see and feel my hives moving and crawling to different parts of my body…wtf